February 2012
Yeah, I still can’t get the idea of getting really drunk at your friend’s place and finding it funny. So drunk you can’t even stand up on your own. Definitely not an ability I admire in people. I don’t drink. But that’s pretty much it. It’s just worse when the next day you find this really ridiculous photographs of yourself on Facebook and every single comment...
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“Society has a problem with female nudity when it is not … ”—Badu pauses to get...”
– Erykah Badu: June/July Cover Story [Pg 1] | VIBE (via sexisbeautiful)
Yes, perfect.
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BADU!
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While Watching Stark Trek Today
Mum: Did Kirk just say the Klingons were the best dictators? What the hell is wrong with him? Me: He’s probably never heard of South America in the 70s.
“His heels knocked as he let his right hand spider to his top coat pocket and...”
– Unterderseaboat Doktor by Ray Bradbury.
“C’mon, dressing up is just throwing pieces of clothing on at random.”
– My brain, yesterday morning, trying to convince me to get out of bed.
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Existential Therapy for Imaginary Friends - A... →
I have a theory
So hatters went mad because they had to use mercury to manufacture the hats.
I think painters go mad because they* have to use turpentine to paint. I mean, the smell of oil is pretty strong on its own, like going mad with that wasn’t enough.
I wouldn’t know about graphic designers, though.
(*we)
alwaysblind:
its due tomorrow hurry
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Backseat Driver
Maxx: Mom, hold onto that wheel with two hands so the car doesn't fall.
philphys:
Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong,...
I may have just solved the Murdering Hitler...
You know how in almost every series/show/movie/book where there’s a time traveller, the idea of killing Hitler is always present? Somebody’s always going to bring it up. The problem is that if they do kill Hitler, they basically go back in time in their machine and kill him, therefore altering the entire future. Imagine being at work and a bunch of people suddenly pop up right there,...
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“It’s different musical keys. You have to think differently. Everything, really,...”
– Gael García Bernal when asked about speaking multiple languages and whether or not expressing feelings is easier in one or the other. (source)
I believe this is the most accurate way to describe speaking multiple languages.
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I knew I liked this man for a good reason.
